The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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