Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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