Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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