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Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
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i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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