also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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