They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
