Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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