2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
my poor anus
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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