Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
i out mim tonsoeep
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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