is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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