Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize