why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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