i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
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