ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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