Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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