Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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