He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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