So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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