i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
4 words: hood of his car
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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