we're blogging at a bar
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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