Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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