The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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