My nipple is on Facebook.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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