I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm bleeding and have questions
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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