I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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