Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
