Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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