I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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