i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
this hospital has no fireball
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Randomize
