Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
