Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
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