So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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