My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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