do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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