I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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