glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize
