i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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