you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
