Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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