how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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