how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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