im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
