For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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