what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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