who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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