i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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