Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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