White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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