So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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