I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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