unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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