Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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