What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It's just like the Real World with babies
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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