are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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